disgusting

how having a clean nest puts me in a good mood. my dorsal plates are itchy.

this avian flu. as a reptile I am most disturbed by it, seeing as how birds are my very close relatives. what? you say with surprise. birds and reptiles related? and yet if you only look at the disgusting scaly feet of your average fowl, the beady eye, the scaly red wattle, the feathers which are only modified scales, it is all too obvious. that's why people say alligator tastes like chicken. alligator is chicken's cousin.

here's the other thing. the french have a dish which is made of cockscombs. snails, I can handle. even foie gras which if you think about it is disgusting. but cockscombs. that droopy thing on the top of a birds head. it's enough to drive you straight into the arms of those braying retards at fox news.