bitchmobile

that's what I want, a bad-ass bitchmobile to drive around in. what color is my bitchmobile? will it be black like my heart or red like my blood? it certainly won't be white, like my sedan. god bless my sedan, it runs well and generally behaves and is a guarantor of total anonymity but I want a shiny black bitchmobile with blood red leather seats and a plexiglas compartment on top, in which my enemy of the moment will be seated, wearing a shriner's cap and a placard reading UNCLEAN and ringing a bell. who is my enemy. am I my enemy? hell no! but it would be fun to wear a shriner's cap...